Serena: You know Jenny...the thing about your virginity is that you can never get it back. You know I always kind of wish I would have waited for somebody that would have stood up for me and fought for me. You know...like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?
Serena: It's great. Yeah you should download it.
Jenny: Alright. But see the thing is Serena that Damien really is the right guy.
Serena: Okay...well that's your decision and I'll support you.
[Nate appears behind Jenny with an annoyed, Dad-like look]
Serena: Umm uhhh obviously you're not going to school today. You should...you should commemorate today...So, I have to get ready for Chuck's party, but Nate will take you to lunch.
Nate: Yeah...I...um...what are you in the mood for?
[Nate and Jenny look at each other]
[Nate phone rings. It's Serena. He ignores the call.]
Jenny: Nate, what’s going on? We’ve had coffee and two entire desserts. Can we go now?
[Nate’s eyes widen as he looks out the window]
[Jenny turns around to see her Dad]
Gossip Girl: Uh-oh. Looks like this virgin queen’s next accessory may be a chastity belt.
Nate: No, I'm not going to apologize. I did the right thing, okay. Serena may not get it, but losing her virginity is a huge deal for a girl like Jenny.
[Jenny is watching Dirty Dancing on her computer; Rufus enters her bedroom]
Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny, but it's kind of good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.
Jenny: Yeah...Baby's dad's an even bigger jerk than you.
Rufus: Look, I have to go to this historical society thing to talk to Lil. Obviously I can't let you out of my sight, so you're coming too, but I will be watching you all night.
Jenny: Go away, traitor.
Nate: Look, i’m sorry I called Rufus, but it was for your own good. I mean, you’re a really special girl, Jenny, who deserves a guy who’s gonna see that. You know, who’s gonna be there in the morning.
Jenny: Not like you’re available.
[Nate looks down, visibly affected]
Nate: Jenny, Damien got aggressive with Serena at the state dinner.
Jenny: Shows what you know. Damien only hit on Serena to get her to take off the opera jacket with the drugs in it.
Nate: Drugs? Is he dealing? You can’t be with someone who’s dealing drugs.
Jenny: Why? It’s not like you’ve never done any. Stop pretending that you care about me. [sees Damien arrive] In fact, the only one who does just got here. [to Damien] Hi. How you doing?
Damien: Good. How are you?
Nate: I’m sorry, man. There’s no way i’m letting you leave with her.
Damien: Really? [Damien punches Nate] Let’s get out of here.
Jenny: Damien! [Looks back at Nate] Damien!
Gossip Girl: Looks like little J is about to do some dirty dancing of her own.
Dan: Hey, hey! You okay?
Nate: [feeling his jaw] Yeah.
Vanessa: What happened?
Nate: It's Jenny. She ran off with Damien. The guy's a drug dealer.
Serena: They're at the Smyth.
Nate: Okay, I'm going to call you when I find them.
Nate [runs into the Smyth Hotel]: What room is Damien Dalgaard in?
Concierge: I'm sorry sir, I can't give out that information. Would you want me to call up?
Nate: Well, I seriously doubt he's going to answer the phone considering he's up there alone with a 16 year old girl.
[Damien and Jenny kissing as they enter a hotel room.]
Jenny: Oh my gosh, thanks for showing up tonight and risking the wrath of my dad; punching Nate freaking Archibald.
Damien: I'll give you a real reason to thank me.
[Nate entering a hotel room. Jenny's not there. It's the wrong room.]
Jenny: Right under their noses. Booking a room at The Empire. It's genius.
Damien: You sure you want to do this?
[Damien and Jenny kissing on the bed.]
[Damien and Jenny kissing on the bed. They're ready to have sex.]
Jenny: Damien um...there's something you should know before...
Damien: Yeah? What is it? You can tell me anything.
Jenny: I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know in case...I just wanted you to know.
Damien: I kind of figured. It's really not a big deal.
Jenny: [backs away from Damien's kiss] Well, actually I mean it is. It is kind of a big deal for me. I mean...I chose you and it means something to me. Does it...?
Damien: Jenny we can talk about this after, okay? [leans in to kiss her].
Jenny: [backs away] No. I don't want to do this.
Damien: [laughs bitterly and goes to leave] Ahh wow.
Jenny: Damien where...where are you going?
Damien: I knew you were just a kid.
[Jenny is left by herself alone, heartbroken, and crying]
Serena: Hey. You okay?
Jenny: I’m fine.
Serena: Well that’s a relief. So then you and Damien didn’t-
Jenny: No, we did. Honestly, Serena, I don’t know what you were so worried about. It was no big deal. Would you mind closing the door on your way out?
[Jenny listens to "(I've Had the) Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing on her Ipod.]
Special thanks to meesters@tumblr for her transcriptions for a few of these scenes (especially the two main NJ ones and the last Jenny/Serena scene).
The rest I did on my own. All graphics are credit to me as well.
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